MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BELLY - ROXY

Why do my boobs feel like their getting bigger? They kind of hurt! Is it this lip gloss? What?! Where did this big belly come from?! This lip gloss! Am I allergic to it? What was in this gloss? It made me PREGNANT! I have a huge, beautiful round belly now! I can't wait to go show it off to everyone! I need some more of it Maybe my belly will get even bigger and more beautiful!