OFF THE MENU - LANEY

Hi, what can I get for you today, do you need more time to look at the menu? Oh you want me? Well I'm not on the menu! You can't eat me! I mean look at your stomach, how are you going to fit me in your stomach? how do you want me to be your meal tonight? You don't even want to cook me up? how would that work? You just want to eat me whole! Well I've heard from guys that I am pretty tasty! Maybe I could let you have a little nibble, I mean I do have a meaty big ass, and great thighs, and a great stomach, maybe I could fill you up!