I'LL EAT YOUR SORRY ASS - LANEY

You're so pathetic, everyone here thinks so, no one wants to tell you but I will. You're sad, pathetic, waste of human life. How do you still have your job? Look at you! You probably can't even get a girl, that's why you're always staring at me, looking at my ass. We all call you a sad little bitch boy behind your back! It's not enough for me to humiliate you, I have something else in mind... here comes my mouth getting closer, that's right, slide down my throat! Ah... much better, you taste better than I thought you would, I guess you're good for something after all. Now just look at how big my belly got from eating your sorry ass. I just did everyone a huge favor by eating your sorry ass, tell your family and friends they can thank me later.