BYE BYE TRAINER - LORA

I have to tell you something and you can't tell anyone. I was at the gym like I normally am, and I have been making so much progress with me trainer, and he just kept ignoring me, he was just playing on his phone. I dont know what came over me, I just grabbed his phone and I ate it. I just swallowed it done, it felt so good. Then you have to hear what I did to my trainer! haha!