HOUSE CALL - ELAINA

Hey, sorry to show up like this, I couldn't get ahold of you, and we were really worried.  I know you weren't feeling well, and I didn't want you to have to come into that cold hospital, so I decided to come here. I think the problem is when you get erect, your penis is just too large, so I think we have to do a partial penectomy...It's invasive, I know!